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Ready, set, unmask

It’s time to come together, start going to concerts again, and help revitalise the arts says Guy Noble, who is so over You Know What that he refuses to name it.

I’m wondering if the Australian Government can gazette a national Pat On The Back Day, because we all deserve it. We’ve all been through troubling times and yet the Small Thing That Dare Not Speak Its Name has almost been eradicated from our shores. I can’t even call it by its proper title as I’m so over it and all the publicity it has had, so I will call it the DIVOC. The DIVOC obviously hated opera and orchestras and choirs and ballet and theatre and stand-up comedy and...

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